PMS

A post dedicated to the beauties of the menstrual cycle. Everything seems a whole lot bigger then they really are. So please disregard this post while I just get a few things out of my system.

-Boys should cater to girls, not the other way around. They should be there for every single whim their girlfriend has. Just saying.
-Calling a girl fat isn't funny. Calling a girl on her period fat, is asking for death. Even if it is a joke, DON"T DO IT.
-When a girl says she wants to go out to eat, you damn well better take her out to eat. I don't want to sound like an uber brat, but I'm on my period. Give me a break.
-Don't post your life stories up on facebook. It's getting on my nerves because everytime I get on facebook, I have to hear about the fight that you and your bestfriend had this weekend.
-Don't ask my boyfriend to do you favors. That's my job. If you need something done, you ask me, and I'll ask him.
-School sucks and has no point to it. So my solution is simple: I don't go. And I am sick and tired of people telling me I am going to fail math. Obviously I know that. And do I look like I give a damn? Nope. Because I don't. But thanks for your unnecessary caring.
-I realize that boys need boy time. Girls do too. All you gotta do is tell me that. Don't make a big fuss and argument over something stupid. kaythanks.
-Hi English teacher. Yes I just walked into your class a half hour late with a starbucks chai frappe. And yes you just decided to point it out to the whole class. Now shut your mouth and get back to the lesson.
-I wish I could live at Austin's 24/7. My parents wonder why I am never home. Well duh dad, when you call me fat and yell at me for 25 minutes straight, I tend to want to give you in the balls.

That felt good. Thank you and goodnight.